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Your hostess is back!
Your hostess's back!
EmPhee Ember With The PunSlam Band - Happy Endings!
Pun Intended with Mistress of Pheremonies, Master of Ceremonies, Forest E.I. Ember
Pun Intended Punslam is a slam-style punmaking competition.
In pairs of two, Intenders approach the stage to be given a prompt with just seconds to think before collaboratively slinging puns.
Rapidly, the five audience members who have been selected to be judges, score on a scale of 1-5, frequently including hilarious pictures and quips.
Next, the Intenders come up one by one with two mins each to show off their puns, from a phrase they have been given before the show had begun.
The judges will judge, this time from 1-10, with the drawings and hilarity continuing on.
In the final round, the top four contestants go noggin’ to noggin’ then the audience chooses who is top doggin’!
Our champion receives mad respect, bragging rights, and cheers! (As well as a $40 gift card from Peddler Brewing Company for beers *or whatever they choose*).
10 Intenders
5 judges
1 Champion
Are you a chronic literary offender?
Recovering from a wordsmithing bender?
Get off your buns
& Sharpen your puns
‘Cause here comes the fabulous Forest Ember
The task before you is clear
10 of you must volunteer
For 3 rounds of fudges
‘Front 5 esteemed judges
While the rest of us laugh, drink & cheer!
1st round, is collaborative by pluck
Since the prompt, as mentioned, is potluck
Just moments to think
It will go by in a blink
And leave all with jaws dropped and awestruck
2nd, take time to think in new ways
Atop a pre-written phrase
Some will advance
To take a big chance
With the audience's clever repartee's
Thirdly the final exam
Goes mono a mono to deprogram
The pun once so maligned
Will tonight be enshrined
So vote for your most favorite slam(mer)
Against the tallest of odds
We’ve found the punniest bipods
Please give a donation
& help the elevation
Of our champion’s monetary applause!
Comedy, Entertainment
Our dress rehearsal for 1st ever online Pun Intended
Peddler Brewing Punslam
The final knowdown
Top punners go head to head in the final round.
In partnership with Peddler Brewing
Peddler Brewing Company is a microbrewery with a tasting room and large beer garden located in the Ballard neighborhood of Seattle, WA. At Peddler, we strive to be a gathering place for beer lovers and support bicycling as an awesome way to get around our beautiful city. Owners Haley and Dave Keller spend their time making and selling beer, advocating for cycling, and riding bikes, so in a word, they’re Peddlers.